An Open Letter from Your Dog
Dear Beloved Owner,
Thank you sincerely for all you do. The kibble is delicious. The way you scratch that one spot behind my ear can only be described as transcendent. Remember when I was terrified of garbage trucks? I don't think I could have gotten through that without you. You've really made me feel like a member of the family.
Here's the thing -- I get lonely.
You go to work all day and I'm left with nothing to do but miss you. I'd love it if you signed me up for this dog hiking service. I can romp, wrestle and smell things -- all my favorite activities.
Anyway, I'm just saying consider it. Thanks again for all you do.
Your Faithful Companion